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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



IRONS87 1:08 Thu Aug 4
Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
According to Claret&Hugh the following are banned...

The following ARE PROHIBITED in the stadium:

Any article that might be used as a weapon and/or compromise public safety will be refused entry to the Ground
Cans or Bottles
Glass vessels
Knives and Blades
Laser pointers
Pointed-tip umbrellas
Poles thicker than a “pencil” (0.5cm)
Smoke Canisters
Weapons and Ammunitions
Any article that might be used as a weapon, be deemed to be offensive or abusive, or compromise public safety, will be confiscated and or reported to the police.
We reserve the right to prohibit within London Stadium:

items which are or may be illegal. Anyone found in possession of illegal or contraband goods may also be liable for prosecution;
any item which in our reasonable opinion, may cause disruption to any Event or to other visitors (regardless of whether or not such item is illegal or is carried for specific purposes):
Aerosol cans
Audio video recording devices
Balls (E.g. footballs)
Beach balls or Projectiles
Cameras with external flash or interchangeable lenses (no professional photography)
Drones
Fireworks / Flares / Explosives
Flashlights / Optical illusions
Frisbees
Laptop / Tablets are not permitted in seating bowl
Large suitcases
Oversized bags or backpacks larger than 18″ x 14″ x 10″
Pets (service animals exempt)
Signs / Flags / Banners larger than 11″ x 17″ and any affixed pole
Signs or items with corporate or inappropriate branding
Skateboards / Rollerblades
Selfie sticks
Tripods/ Monopods
Unauthorised fliers
Unlicensed musical instruments: trumpets, drums and other devices capable of causing a disturbance or nuisance

http://www.claretandhugh.info/what-you-can-and-cant-bring-to-the-london-stadium/

Fucks my plans up as I'm travelling straight from work with nowhere to leave my laptop...

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Darlo Debs 3:00 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Spoons...noone said anything about random cutlery items than can double as rudimentary percussion instruments.

BRANDED 2:56 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
How about sousaphones?

HairyHammer 2:52 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
ducky

HairyHammer 2:48 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Oh thank God, I can take in my Rubber duckie.

Any Old Iron 2:43 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Placcy clappers are ok then.

Darlo Debs 1:49 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
*said

Darlo Debs 1:48 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Yes goose and dont be trying. to smuggle sad instruments in using a large suitcase now.

What shoulcd of course be on that list is half and half scarves.

gank 12:10 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Off the Shin, you had better not be sitting anywhere near me!

bubbleblower 12:07 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Vuvuzelas?

goose 12:04 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
this is my fave:

Unlicensed musical instruments: trumpets, drums and other devices capable of causing a disturbance or nuisance

Off The Shin 12:01 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Ive got my Dads ashes with me tonight presumed id be allowed to bring them in. Just as bubbles is sang the start of the game im planning on releasing Dad into the air, should be a special moment.

subcutaneous 11:59 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
No beach balls?

I was going to the beach they've assembled by the ground before the game.

Fucked my plans right up.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/uks-biggest-urban-beach-opens-to-glorious-sunshine-at-olympic-park-in-stratford-10382703.html

Psycho4Spuds0 11:55 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Phew - its not on the list
I only bought my foam hand yesterday

One Word 11:55 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Ha ha Mike

Poles to take IQ test before entering ?

ooooh Morley Morley 11:48 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
No pets? But I wanted to take Nibbles the Hamster to his first game...

Fascists.

Sniper 11:46 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Haven't read the list but I'm assuming it includes the following

Marquee signings
A new striker
Any actual proper full backs

selecta 11:44 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
away goals should be phohibited

daveyg 9:49 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Listen I've just seen Jason Bourne,if he turned up he could take out every last mother fucker of you

Lily Hammer 9:01 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Audio video recording devices are not allowed.



Where are we supposed to stash these 60,000 mobile phones during the match, then?

Baggins 8:55 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
No FRISBEES?


Thats well outers.

Sven Roeder 8:53 Thu Aug 4
Re: Prohibited items at the London Stadium...
Kid in front of me used to spend the entire game on a computer game.
Presume they are banned as TABLETS

Am guessing the laptop ban is because they might be a BOMB

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